Love the Sinner, Rate the Sin

Which kooky star's hell-bent on saving Amy Winehouse the same way Mel (supposedly) saved Britney? You'll never guess! Plus, Rebecca Romijn's other half happily tells all about their procreating habits, while Denise Richards shows mommies still get in the mood.

Mating Habits

As if we needed an excuse to get hairy and booby at the same time, we decided to check out the Playboy Mansion last weekend for the Much Love Animal Rescue fundraiser, hosted by winky duo Rachael Harris and Kevin Nealon. Jerry O'Connell, our old potential arch nemesis of animal rights (he and Rebecca Romijn put down their rescue German shepherd last year after having him mere days...was very mysterious, most sad), was an honoree at the event and showed up sans Rebecca, who is currently filming Ugly Betty in NYC. Let’s start anew:

So are all their pets just practice for future tots? “Of course pets are training for kids,” Jerry said with a straight face. “We are trying to get pregnant; it would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does happen.” "Currently" trying eh, J? “Oh yeah, which is a lot of fun for me, you know.” I swear, who needs Matthew McConaughey blabbing online about “making a baby” with that g-f of his when you’ve got JOC to do the tacky honors in person. OK, I’m trying to be nice here, so let’s start again:

As he and John Stamos’ old gal actually seem to be surviving together in the Industry of nothing but shattered romances, had to ask Jare-babe what the key to a successful marriage is. “Probably a little bit of separation. Rebecca’s working in New York; I’m going to be working in LA. You want to make the most of your time, so that helps out a lot.” Jay then looked over and said, “You might want to ask Tori and Dean over there.” We did. "Parenthood," came the reply. Hmmm. Wonder if that’s because it means it isn't as easy to bolt then? Could that possibly be why Jen and Ben Affleck are still hanging tight? I’m sure we’ll all lose sleep over these issues tonight.

Denise Richards must have just come from court—she was wearing total Britney-style hot pink short shorts while hanging out with barefoot Tori. Actress and model Jaime King and honoree Amy Smart were giggling and cruising around the peacock-poop-filled grounds while Kate Walsh just enjoyed her damn husband. Jeez, where’s this old, horny haunt's debauchery, already? “Eating soup,” Holly Madison fessed, when we asked where the timeless partier was hiding.

Oh, charity-auction-wise, the top purchase of the night was a walk-on role and set visit to Kev’s hit show Weeds, which went for a cool $12,000 bucks, double the expected high earners of the night, like a Hannah Montana stopover and chat. Could Miley’s continued habit of taking bizarro pics be to blame? Can’t think of a better place to wonder.